Fred Gets Babysat

Fred Gets Babysat is the 5th episode of the Classic FRED YouTube series, uploaded onto the Fred YouTube channel on September 29, 2007 (Later reuploaded on April 30, 2008).

Fred Gets Babysat
Season 1, Episode 5
Air date	September 29, 2007 (reuploaded April 30, 2008)
Episode guide
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Description

Fred has to deal with an annoying babysitter!

Synopsis

Fred has to deal with his babysitter when his mom goes out.

Plot

The episode begins with Fred yelling at his babysitter. Fred says that the babysitter was hired because Fred's mother was going to a party. Fred says that he does not need a babysitter, as he is turning 6 the next month. Fred then says that he is trying to get the babysitter mad, having urinated on the floor. The babysitter told Fred to clean it up, which Fred refused. The babysitter then tells Fred to go to bed, and Fred once again refuses. He then sings about wanting his babysitter to die. The babysitter knocks on the door, but Fred ignores her. She said that she has to watch him in order to babysit him. She then invites a boy, presumably her boyfriend, over to the house. Fred sees them holding hands, and he is worried about her getting pregnant. His mother arrives home, and says that the babysitter says that he was being bed and that he had to go to bed right away. She also said that she was going to take his camera away. Fred starts arguing with his mom, and tells the viewers that he is turning off the camera because his mom is being "psycho."

Transcript

Fred: (to his babysitter) Shut up--shut up! I frickin' hope you die! God, I hope you die!

(Fred runs away with the camera and enters his room, closing the door behind him)

Fred: (sighs) Hi, this is Fred. Anyways, my mom hired some retarded babysitter and thinks she's the boss of me. She's like bossing me around. So my mom's creepish drunkin' friends who she hired to babysit me because my mom was going to someone's sweet 16 or something, I don't know. She thinks she's like top-dog here. I mean, seriously, she thinks she's top-dog, and guess what, you know what? I am top-dog. But seriously, my mom has been trying to treat me like a child lately. I don't think she gets it that I'm frickin' 5. My birthday's in what, a month?

(screen cuts to his face)

Fred: I'm turning 6.

(screen cuts to Fred holding up a brown slipper)

Fred: (gasps) But on the bright side, my mom got me those slippers. (rubs the slipper against his face) They're pretty cool.

(screen cuts to Fred after he puts the slipper down)

Fred: Okay. Well, about the babysitter, she is so annoying, and she just thinks she can boss me around, I mean, I've been trying to make her mad all night, like I purposely, like, peed on the floor. She like got so mad. She like overreacted. All I did was pee on the floor as a joke. I mean, my mom always laughs about that. But no, this girl was like, "Clean up your pee!" And I was just like, "Shut up!" So retarded.

(screen cuts to Fred's digital alarm clock that says "10:10" PM)

Fred: (offscreen) It's 10:10, make a wish!

(Fred moves the camera to himself)

Fred: I wish I had a pony.

(Fred's babysitter knocks on the door)

Fred's Babysitter: (offscreen) Get to bed, Fred. Get to bed!

Fred: (to his babysitter) Shut up! You're not the boss of me, loser! You're a loser. You know that? You're a loser! Loser! (sticks out his tongue at his babysitter, makes an "L" (as in "loser") with his fingers)

(screen cuts to Fred playing on the electric piano)

Fred: (singing) I hate babysitters, I hope they die! Seriously, make the babysitters die, make 'em go away, yeah... (sings a high note and slides his finger across all of the keys on the keyboard)

(screen cuts to Fred, his babysitter knocks on the door again)

Fred: (to his babysitter) Seriously! Just talk to the hand! No one wants to talk to you. Don't talk to the face! The face doesn't wanna see you, the face doesn't wanna see you, talk to the hand! (to the audience) I'm gonna hurt her!

Fred's Babysitter: (offscreen) Get out of your room. I'm trying to babysit you. I have to watch you to babysit you, okay?

Fred: (to his babysitter) Seriously? I'm frickin' almost 6 years old, so get the hackin' out of here...

(screen cuts to his face)

Fred: (to his babysitter) Loser!

(screen cuts to Fred)

Fred: I should be the one maybe seeing that girl. Okay. That, the babysitter just... invited over a boy to the house, and they're like sitting on the couch, holding hands.

(screen cuts to his face)

Fred: Seriously, does she want to get pregnant or something?

(screen cuts to Fred getting mad and crossing his arms)

Fred's Mom: (offscreen) Fred, I just got home and the babysitter said you've been really bad. You have to go to bed right now, I'm taking away that camera of yours!

Fred: (unfolds his arms and sniffles) Mom, don't you ever give me a babysitter again 'cause I'm not gonna go, I gonna run away! I'm gonna get my sack and I might run away, okay? I'm not ever gonna come back either! (catches his breath) Bye, guys! I'll talk to you like, later! My mom's being a really big psycho, alright? And you're a psycho, Mom! You're a psycho! Go to a psycho-ward!

Fred's Mom: (offscreen) Fred!

(Fred)

Characters

• Fred Figglehorn
• Fred's Mom (voice only)
• Fred's Babysitter (voice only)

Trivia

• This is the first episode where Fred plays the piano/keyboard.
• The babysitter is the second character to have only her voice heard.
• Third time Fred's Mom goes out to a party.
• This episode reveals that Fred's birthday is between October, early November, as episodes are supposed to be vlogs uploaded when they are created. With this video being released on September 29th, then Fred's birthday was a month away, give or take a few days.
• This episode may have occurred after Fred was left home alone twice (once in Fred on Halloween and another time on Fred on St. Patrick's Day).
• Fred is worried about the babysitter getting pregnant from holding hands, which shows how he does not know where babies come from.
• Fred's mom threatens to take his camera away; it was originally said to be the mother's camera, so this might mean that she gave it to him after he started using it.